Italian Brain Rot Bombardiro Crocodilo T-shirt
This isn’t just a T-shirt. This is a legendary-level card drop from the sacred Italian Brainrot expansion pack. Stats? Unhinged. Vibes? Aerial amphibious. Logic? Please exit the chat.
Featuring:
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A crocodile bomber straight from Dante’s fever dream
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A paragraph that reads like it was typed during a pasta-induced blackout
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The sacred phrase: “Compra ste carte se sei inglese” (buy this card if you're British) — aka psychological warfare in merch form
Wear it when:
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Reality stops making sense (so like... always)
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You want strangers to know you're dangerously bilingual and chronically online
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You just feel like a flying alligator that bombs unspecified places
Warning: May cause spontaneous outbursts of AHAHAHAHA IMMAGINA.
Collect them all. Before NATO bans them.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: ITBrainRot
- Email: itbrainrot-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Italian Brain Rot Bombardiro Crocodilo T-shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
